August 2012
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“Referring all questions on this to Salvador Dali.”
– Obama camp suggests Eastwood’s speech was surreal - POLITICO (via brooklynmutt)
“We would be together and have our books and at night be warm in bed together...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via keephighhopes)
A Poem.
quantumaniac:
An entire planet,
billions of people,
billions of hearts.
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An entire planet,
in an unnavigable sea of galaxies,
each brimming with stars.
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An entire planet,
housed in a vast sea of black,
riddled with those galaxies,
and those stars,
and those planets,
and these hearts.
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And even amongst all of this,
I was fortunate enough
to meet you.
“I am, and ever will be, a white-socks, pocket-protector, nerdy engineer, born...”
– Neil Armstrong (via sarzha)
Can I have your number?
Darrell: Damn.. Damn!
Darrell: Oh damn! Okay, okay, okay.. Excuse me, can I talk to you for a minute? EXCUSE ME CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?
Yvonne: Yeah, whats up?
DARRELL: Oh yeah. My name's Darrell. its spelled like Darrell, but its pronounced Da-RELL. Aw yeah, I wanna let you know...the back yo' head is RI-DIC-ULOUS.
YVONNE: Um, thanks.
DARRELL: Yeah your are welcome.
DARRELL: Wheres your boyfriend?
YVONNE: Oh, yeah..Uhm, who?
DARRELL: Your boyfriend. Where your boyfriend at? Is he gettin' you refreshments? Is he tall? Is he gettin' you Mike-n-Ikes? Oh you like Mike-n-Ikes? Is he hefty? Is he coming back? Where your boyfriend? Where yo' boyfriend at? Where yo boyfriend?
YVONNE: I don't - I don't have a boyfriend...
DARRELL: Oh you don't! Oh you don't have a boyfriend! Oh okay...okay okay...that's cool. Yeah... so listen, um, i was wondering - Can I have yo' numba? Can I have yo' numba?
YVONNE: I don't give out my number...in theaters...when I'm about to watch a movie...
DARRELL: Oh oh okay... okay that's cool, that's cool..I get it, you know...you all into pondering like cinema, like make believe, and celluloids.. okay you know...yeah yeah, me too me too...yeah, I respect that. Keep doin' yo' thing Miss Shalit! Miss Gene Shalit! Yeah yeah, that's cute.
DARRELL: What's your name, delicate?!
YVONNE: Oh um...oh um, Yvonne.
DARRELL: Oh Yvonne?! Oh damn!.. hold up! That's a French ass name Yvonne! Yeah, my lil croissant, lil' cheese on my croissant. Yeah...(licks lips) So listen.. CAN I HAVE YO' NUMBA? Can i have yo' numba?
YVONNE: But this is my day off, and I just wanna watch this movie, alone... I'm sorry.
DARRELL: Oh okay okay. No, I get it. I get it I respect that.
DARRELL: SO I CANT HAVE IT?
YVONNE: No, I just don't give it out.
DARRELL: Ohh, okay okay I get it I get it... You uh, you being all selective cause you got a ponytail! Right, right? You think a man can't handle the regalness of a updo! Right, right? You all like Grace Kelly, Grace Kelly, Grace Kelly?
YVONNE: No no, I'm not being anything 'cause I have a ponytail.
DARRELL: Oh, Vonny, Vonny, Vonny, Vonny, girl, Vonny, Vonny... Don't be insecure, girl. OWN THAT PONYTAIL! WORK THAT UPDO!
YVONNE: Okay, i will.
DARRELL: Aw, damn!.. You're kinda sexy when you take my advice, girl. I like that. Yeah, i like that. Yeah, so um.. so listen.. CAN HAVE YO NUMBA? Can I have it?
DARRELL: Can I have it? Can I please receive the secret code that when entered telephonically it will pass me through to you which means it'll be your beautiful ass number? Can I have it? No, come on can I have it? Can I have it? Can I have it? Can I? Can I? Can I have it? Can I have it? (sniffs twice) Can I have it?
YVONNE: No, the previews are about to start and I - and I just... I wanna ponder them.. alone so.. But thanks, anyways.
DARRELL: Oh okay. Okay alright, that's cool. That's cool. No, I know, I know, I get it. Oh, you wanna go through all the intricacies of cinema, okay okay yeah, so you keep - you keep doing yo thing, you know. Yvonne Shally! Yvonne Shally! My little brie, yeah! Okay bye alright aright. I'ma miss you though, I'ma miss you! Alright you enjoy yo' day girl, alright? Take care! Alright.. (ILoveYou.)
