The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life...– ~Erma Bombeck (via justbesplendid)
Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know,...
pablobanila: xoxo-biznitch: TEACHER: OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS: AND I’M JUST LIKE : Great Teacher Banila: You can use the restroom. What are you doing? I used the modal auxiliary verb “can” in the tautology that you are able to use the restroom, as opposed to its informal usage in granting permission. You:
In my next life, I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get...– Woody Allen (via queenripper)
I love the cereal guy!
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I love showing tricks to little kids
veechiuu: They’re all like: “How did you do that?” And you’re just like: “Magic.”
It would be an excellent match, for he was rich, and she was handsome… . she was...– Mrs. Jennings on why she thinks Marianne and Colonel Brandon should get together Sense & Sensibility, volume 1, chapter 8 (via welovejaneausten)
SOCIALLY AWKWARD →
kianaparker: You check your phone, because you have nothing to contribute to the conversation. Wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. Twice. Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance. Hold the door for some. They’re slightly too far away. Someone comes online, you say “hey”, they go offline. You go in for the high-five. Other person...